Hello
and welcome to this month’s go green tip! Warning: This month’s tip is a little
out of the blue, so don’t get confused if you realize that you are starting to
read about super markets and dolphins. Remember, this blog is based on not only
things our school has to offer to you to stay green, but many non-related tips
to help you become part of the solution to many global problems. With that
being said, let’s move on shall we?
This month’s tip: “Tune in to Tuna”.
Okay, so by now, I know what you’re thinking. What the heck does that mean?
Well, here’s the break down. This tip is more pushing towards animals, not
really the planet in particular, but hey, this month’s tip is this month’s tip.
Moving on here’s the problem. You know how you’re in the super market (or a
store that sells food), and you’re like, hey, I feel like buying some cans of
tuna. It may seem like you know what you’re doing, and your just buying some
fish that you may, or may not eat later, right? Wrong. For 50 years now, it has
been estimated that around 7 million dolphins have drowned due to being
entangled in fishermen’s nets. How you may ask? Well the answers simple. First
off, tuna like to swim beneath, where I like to say “the dolphins play”- hey
that rhymes! Anyways, because of the fact that dolphins are easier to see than
the tuna beneath them, they’re often mistaken to be the tuna FISH. Isn’t that
crazy? I mean, how can you get confused with a cute, energetic marine MAMMAL
(underline mammal, twice), that goes “Eeh-eeh-eeh”, with a scaly, gilled, blank
staring, and usually multi-colored FISH- not to call out fish or anything.
Well, that’s what this month’s tip is for, so let’s get to the actual tip.
Fast fact: Tuna have some of the
highest mercury levels within them, which is given off by pollution in the
ocean. So, on a totally unrelated note,
don’t litter the ocean with any harmful chemicals or just plain out litter!
Now that you know the story behind
the tip, it’s time for you to actually know what it is! Here it goes. Check the
label of the tuna cans you buy, it may just save a dolphins life. What I mean
by this is, that ever since the “dolphin-in-the-net” problem came up, the
people who truly, really care have decided to speak for the dolphins, who
apparently haven’t developed means of communication between us. It’s time that
you know the ugly truth. Dolphins sometimes dive (see what I did there?), their
way into our tuna cans, but there is no need to worry. The people that I have
mentioned before, who speak for the dolphins, the loraxes of the sea, have come
up with a simple solution. By looking at the label of a can, closely, you will
find an area where it says “Dolphin-safe”. This means that no dolphins were
harmed in the making of the tuna. If you don’t see this, then I suggest that
you put that can back on the shelf where it belongs, for the dolphin’s sake.
Benefiting not only you from not
eating cute, innocent marine mammals, this tip also helps out the dolphins roaming
around the big blue. I mean, who wants their remains going through the human
digestive tract, taking a one way ticket to the porcelain express, in a quite
unmentionable form, if you know what I mean, and then going into the great
beyond, having to experience that first?
I don’t. Give dolphins the satisfactory of at least not getting eaten as their
last “earthly form’s” moments. So check the can and make sure it’s dolphin
free! Don’t be mean and eat dolphin spleen, be the loraxes of the sea and eat
dolphin free!
This
blog is based on the book “You Can Save the Planet: 50 Ways You Can Make a
Difference”, written by Jacquie Wines.